(Stolen from David Shrigley's Why We Got the Sack from the Museum)
God wants spiritual fruits not religious nuts.
God wants mankind to live together without arguing.
God wants us to learn French.
God wants the clever skilful people to look after the dimwits.
God does not want us to give him clothes for his birthday - there is no point doing that - mankind has no clue what kind of clothes God likes - unless God specifically asks for a specific garment, then mankind should just give God money or a gift voucher.
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Would the world be a better place if more people were gift vouchers?
I like to think so.
i have this on my wall!
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